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# why has someone died
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# because god hates fags
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# tis a shame, god has also passed away recently
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# lots of reasons
I bet one of them is bitumen poisoning
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I'm willing to bet at least one person has been mauled by lions today.

So sad.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# well to be fair the yearly average of lion attacks in the USA and Canada is between 4 and 10 attacks a year
but when you compare that to the uk with our average 0 attacks a year I guess its fairly high
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Lions kill over 250 people a year worldwide though
so chances are good.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# should we not be hoping that today no one dies from lion attack?
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That just means someone has to die of a lion attack tomorrow instead.
Mondays are bad enough as it is.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# what about tuesday can it not be pushed back until then
midweek massacre
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# That just throws out the whole schedule for the entire year.
We'd end up needing to do two a day throughout the whole of December to catch up, and that would totally ruin Christmas.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Mankind could just make lions a thing of the past
its been done before and there are no Dodo related deaths
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# But then what would we get to kill 250 people a year?
We'd end up having to ship in tigers instead. Think of the carbon emissions!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# just hand out free knives to london teens
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Burn the 250 people in the engines?
Carbon neutral.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# That still releases carbon.
Although it does reduce the amount of fossil fuels we would need.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# apparently
he died from 'failing to wake up'

I bet he feels foolish now.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# So all they need to do is wake him up then.
Why haven't they tried this?
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I hear a wet willy first thing in the morning is effective.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I HOPE THAT'S NOT A HOMOPHOBIC JOKE YOU CUNT
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# well he was on a drinking bender
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)