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b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:40,
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MICHAEL JACKSON.
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Ttssattsr,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:40,
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PATRICK SWAYZE
:( I will miss his sneering face and leathery skin.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:41,
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Today is a SAD DAY INDEED.
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Ttssattsr,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:42,
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It is a SAD AND SOLEMN OCCASSION
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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why has someone died
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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because god hates fags
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b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:44,
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tis a shame, god has also passed away recently
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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lots of reasons
I bet one of them is bitumen poisoning
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:44,
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I'm willing to bet at least one person has been mauled by lions today.
So sad.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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well to be fair the yearly average of lion attacks in the USA and Canada is between 4 and 10 attacks a year
but when you compare that to the uk with our average 0 attacks a year I guess its fairly high
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:51,
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Lions kill over 250 people a year worldwide though
so chances are good.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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should we not be hoping that today no one dies from lion attack?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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That just means someone has to die of a lion attack tomorrow instead.
Mondays are bad enough as it is.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:56,
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what about tuesday can it not be pushed back until then
midweek massacre
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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That just throws out the whole schedule for the entire year.
We'd end up needing to do two a day throughout the whole of December to catch up, and that would totally ruin Christmas.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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Mankind could just make lions a thing of the past
its been done before and there are no Dodo related deaths
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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But then what would we get to kill 250 people a year?
We'd end up having to ship in tigers instead. Think of the carbon emissions!
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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just hand out free knives to london teens
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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Burn the 250 people in the engines?
Carbon neutral.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:10,
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That still releases carbon.
Although it does reduce the amount of fossil fuels we would need.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:25,
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apparently
he died from 'failing to wake up'
I bet he feels foolish now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:48,
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So all they need to do is wake him up then.
Why haven't they tried this?
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:49,
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I hear a wet willy first thing in the morning is effective.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:11,
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I HOPE THAT'S NOT A HOMOPHOBIC JOKE YOU CUNT
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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:)
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:16,
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well he was on a drinking bender
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:18,
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Pearly Gately
£10 on the headline for the sun tomorrow
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:49,
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hahaha
I hope you get commission
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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