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# At least he brings his own paper
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Goatsilla!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Poo'd up a wall. V sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# It'd win the Turner Prize, though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I poo all the time and I've not won anything.
It's all politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ah, but did you exhibit it?
"you have to exhibit to win it"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I put a picture of my poo on Myspace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# you should have Twittered it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Of course! Steve, you missile of intelligence, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Missle might be a bit optimistic. I'd say "breeze block of intelligence" at most.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Plastic bag in an updraft of moderate smarts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# empty crisp packet on a still day of ideas
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# "Hey listen, I'm Godzilla okay?! I'll shit where I want!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Today's weather: warm with a chance of sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I think I've seen that film
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It was shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha! has got me thinking of that classic Goldblum moment in Jurassic Park "now that's one big pile of shit!"
top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Yuk!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahahahah! Utterly ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# You're most welcome!
This works so well because Stephen Fry looks more like Buzz Lightyear than Buzz does. Every time I watch QI from now, I shall annoy my family with Buzz Lightyear quotes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Thanks Moley!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)