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# I have two conkers in my winter coat pocket. This is usual.
The ones I currently have I picked up in Devon two weeks ago.

Lovely things, conkers.
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# Fresh out of the casing
they have the most amazing naturally varnished "woody" texture and colour, I am always dissapointed when they dull off over time.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Agreed

Plus, I found a bum conker a couple of weeks ago:
And here's people thinking they invented the string themselves
(cfb)
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# ha ha!!! Arse Chestnut
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# looks like a naked african tortoise, just before it sits on your face
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Ah, that brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# oh, but doesn't everything....
/Moz blog
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