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# The realisation that your varnished, vinegar soaked sixer is about to get 'Onkered'

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I have two conkers in my winter coat pocket. This is usual.
The ones I currently have I picked up in Devon two weeks ago.

Lovely things, conkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Fresh out of the casing
they have the most amazing naturally varnished "woody" texture and colour, I am always dissapointed when they dull off over time.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Agreed

Plus, I found a bum conker a couple of weeks ago:
And here's people thinking they invented the string themselves
(cfb)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ha ha!!! Arse Chestnut
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# looks like a naked african tortoise, just before it sits on your face
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Ah, that brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# oh, but doesn't everything....
/Moz blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# i picture this happening
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)
# ha ha
Physics wins this round :D (love the guys smile)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Hooray for conkers
and conkering

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I fear the tree that conker fell off!
I definitely wouldn't stand underneath it!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)
# love this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Wonderful.
Got me all mirthed :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :D x2
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)