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# where Jan Moir gets totally fruity
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# and Jan Moir bums Steven Gately to death
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Is it called,
JAN MOIR?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I think it involves Jan Moir and felching
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Is it Gears of Moir?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorribllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# WASPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# "Well it's obvious it wasn't for a game of canasta."
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# It's well known that gay men can't play canasta.
Nor can they swim. And they nudge you when you're shooting; they get up late; they demand to be seated at the Captain's table. They 'muck about'.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I thought he was bummed to death by a Bulgarian.
Probably as part of some labyrinthine plot to get into Britain and claim the dole.

I'm surprised she didn't mention Bulgarians' penchant for poison-tipped umbrellas as being a factor in his death.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Jan Moir thinks black people were involved
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# If this Bulgarian marries Gately's partner and gets a British passport out of it
maybe we will owe her an apology.

It's a big 'if' though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)