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# I speak Parcel Tongue
www.b3tards.com/u/b7385d51d3a878f20ba8/moustache.jpg
re-re-edit: the prudes have spoken!

Credit to Ellis18 for inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# this could be considered a little NSFW
not that i'm complaining, mind, it's top punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :D...facial abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
To be honest with you, I wouldn't consider that NSFW as it can't really be seen to be porn unless you're proper up close, and then you shouldn't be on b3ta at work anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i don't think it's that bad myself
i only said it as i know there are some on here who will kick off over the slightest thing and i thought better to be safe than get an arse raping from a bunch of prudes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Indupitably!
Always better to err on the side of caution :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# OK
Prudes speak up for a 3rd edit!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I'm a prude!
I don't like his moustache.

Or that odd-looking sandwich he's eating.

CHANGE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# caution?...who wants to see a gay superhero?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# MINCE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# JIZZ TO BRUM MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# his victim looks like mick jagger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Dick Fudge FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Surely if somebody is at work, they should be working and not looking at B3ta.
Lots of people are allowed to use their work internet access for personal use during lunchtime and breaks. It doesn't mean they are allowed to look at porn during these times though.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Hence the wink you fucknugget :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# you just added the wink didn't you
DIN'T YOU? EH? or maybe i missed that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It was totally there all the time! So there!
I win, you lose. And I just had an Ice Cream! So nur!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# fuck your ice cream
*moons*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# what type of ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *checks wrapper*
A Galaxy Vanilla Heaven. They're like Kit Kats, but with ice cream instead of wafers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Sadly it only has 2 fingers,
not 4, like a man size kit kat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# i have no ice cream
the best i can do is lick the inside of the freezer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Plain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# thank fuck tomorrow is payday
bugger it, i'm off to watch a film.
'bye all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# then may I suggest
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I had casserole for dinner thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Haha
Not a shutthefuckuperole?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Arf!
Is that like a whatsitgottadowithstew?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# it's more like a noneofyourbusinicoise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# How about I give you this plate of
Beef Buggernoff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# i'm quite full, thanks
i've just had a large helping of whatthefuckisupwithyouffle
followed by some tasty puncakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Why don't you just shut the fuck up and suck
my Spaghetti and MeatBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# 0_0
saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha
it's a regular fuckyoubuffet on here today.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Too right!
Angel was shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Nicely done
Although Cho Chang needs to trim the lady garden
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# NSFW YOU CUNT!
I'm in the office!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# sorry
re-re-edited just for you
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# i think
you should not be so quick to take people seriously
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Fucking hell
this pic's been up and down more often than a whore's drawers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Very wishy-washy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Don't listen to him, he's a cunt.
It is perfectly safe for work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Tell me about it
Cunting prude!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Don't be such a prick!
It's clearly NSFW! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# ...and you can shut up too
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)