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# This seemed like such a better idea in my head
but somehow things rarely come out like they should have done.



Click image for a bandwidth-raping but larger and prettier 704k, if you share my love of pretty women and general relativity.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'd rotate her palette
Wink wink, nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I'd look for the hair on *her* black hole
huh huh huh

no, sorry, that joke doesn't work outside of geek circles :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# i wouldn't touch her with yours
after seeing her touch russle brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# double-bag it and you'd be fine
if a bit desensitised
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# She be dazzling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# She's got a big black hole and an impressive ring!
huh huh huh

Sorry, these jokes just make me look nerdier by the minute :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# well hellooo
it would be like having sex with rosie from the jetsons
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# phwooar
just the thought of it gets me all turned on
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# groovy
i'd rape her bandwidth
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# woo.....I like the corona especially
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I can't take any credit for the animation
I lifted it from a website that's got quite a few of them, visualising different things to do with black holes. And now I can't find the bloody site!



Edit: turns out it wasn't from the site I thought it was, I stole it from Wikimedia Commons instead. commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:BlackHole_Lensing.gif
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# She can collide my hadron all day!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I'd let her
expose my axino!

I'm going to kill myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I'd fuck her
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# you'd Financially Uphold Cooking Kittens her?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Who wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I think it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)