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# Completely unshopped pic from the Derby bash a few weeks ago.
Words still fail me.

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(BTW, it's Laird Dave Draws and Top Up The Tea. But it's an entirely abstract photograph, so that doesn't matter innit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# is there any actual bashing at these events or is it something of a misnomer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Sort of.
I hammered the unliving shit out of a fire extinguisher with my walking stick on that evening.

But no, generally speaking, there is very little violence. I think this word "bash" is something dreamed up by middle-class people to make their lives feel a bit more exciting than they actually are.

(Just a guess!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# is that where the CLANG! came from?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I met TUTT once
Im pretty sure she didnt like me :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# What did you do to her?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I wore a hat?
I dunno, maybe she wanted to sex me or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Nah, come off it.
You'd have to be pretty fucking terrible for TUTT not to like you.
I mean, she even likes me, ffs. And some really awful blokes.

Really terrible.

Frightening. Even Dr When.

But good for her.

I s'pose.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Im nice :(
the few b3tans I've met can back me up on that....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I thought my Penis was in that pIcture there for a split second, but it's just tutt's legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# No, Dave.
It's your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# good god, I could have sworn I had it strapped to my thigh so as to avoid any photos like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Oh, good heavens. You're right.
It turns out it's a young woman's lower leg.

Me and my myopic eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# you're falling apart man!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I spilled Daves beer at a london bash
I think he hates me now
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Did you?
I vaugely remember someone spilling my pint then buying me a new one, then I was as happy as a pig in shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# agh that were me
was fucked and introduced myself about 8 times to everyone, a marvellous first b3ta bash
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# no harm done
had it been a random night I would have course decked you and then shouted something about your mother. But we are all friends here.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# 'dances a merry dance'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Come to sheffield
See calender
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# WHEN?
I'm too lazy to look.

And I'm newly free of missus so my time is actually my time, I'll be there. And I will drink hideous amounts of ouzo.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# There:
b3ta.com/calendar/event/21138

I don't live there anymore, but I love the place.
Maybe we can all sleep on yemens floor
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# fuck it, sounds like a grand time
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# YEAH YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)