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# eeps!
Is that the actual picture of that so-called 14 year old orphaned shoe shop worker who terrorised Alan Carr?
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Hey B
Not to be picky or 'owt, but would you care to try that again in English? ;)™
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# There was a troll newbie on and he called everyone on b3ta
a bunch of fucking twerzes - which is a small Polish villiage but no actual slang for what it means on UD. He claimed to be only 14 years old but also worked in a shoe shop and growled at Alan Carr - he had a flounce and left.

* also sorry for the bad grammar/spelling above. I'll try harder to proof read in future.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I gorwlled at Alan Carr once
He didn't like it
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hehe my typing skills are weak today
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oh GOD
How scary is that

our replies are almost Identical
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# perhaps this is because of the trails
they are maybe its working now
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# yes I saw that
it was your question that messed with my head - I knew what you meant to say but it was all wrong

I once gorwlled at Alan Carr.... I didn't like it

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I should go back to bed and wake up again - I feel so stupid now.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hey - everyone topes withour lookign now anf ahain
don;t woth bout it
going back to sounds bes a plan
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# jip dwjjf wel
hahah doi f
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Do either you or your gorgeous girlfriend speak Russian?
/serious question blog
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I know about six words
she knows substantially more than that
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# does she know enough to be able to provide an illustrator document of a piece of English Translated into Russian?
We need a banner graphic translated into Russian
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# aha
depends what it is

if not, I know someone that will
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I'll keep you postered
that is to say, covered in gloop then wrapped about the person with big floppy paper things
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I once growled at a Hari Krishna
And no I will not say Gouranga!
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)