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# :D

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# Er ... WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You twerze!
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# If you dont know that means you are one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# They had a hit with "I've got a brand new combine harvester"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# this wins on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# eeps!
Is that the actual picture of that so-called 14 year old orphaned shoe shop worker who terrorised Alan Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Hey B
Not to be picky or 'owt, but would you care to try that again in English? ;)™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# There was a troll newbie on and he called everyone on b3ta
a bunch of fucking twerzes - which is a small Polish villiage but no actual slang for what it means on UD. He claimed to be only 14 years old but also worked in a shoe shop and growled at Alan Carr - he had a flounce and left.

* also sorry for the bad grammar/spelling above. I'll try harder to proof read in future.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I gorwlled at Alan Carr once
He didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hehe my typing skills are weak today
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oh GOD
How scary is that

our replies are almost Identical
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# perhaps this is because of the trails
they are maybe its working now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# yes I saw that
it was your question that messed with my head - I knew what you meant to say but it was all wrong

I once gorwlled at Alan Carr.... I didn't like it

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I should go back to bed and wake up again - I feel so stupid now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hey - everyone topes withour lookign now anf ahain
don;t woth bout it
going back to sounds bes a plan
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# jip dwjjf wel
hahah doi f
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Do either you or your gorgeous girlfriend speak Russian?
/serious question blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I know about six words
she knows substantially more than that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# does she know enough to be able to provide an illustrator document of a piece of English Translated into Russian?
We need a banner graphic translated into Russian
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# aha
depends what it is

if not, I know someone that will
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I'll keep you postered
that is to say, covered in gloop then wrapped about the person with big floppy paper things
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I once growled at a Hari Krishna
And no I will not say Gouranga!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaaha
which one's prodge? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# As if you need to ask...!
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# is this the third series?
cos you've missed out Malcolm Twerze if it isn't

they killed his character off after Martin Short asked for too much money to reprise the role
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Blooming heck, it does look like Martin Short!
Hahaha!
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# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck? BURN THEM ALL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Do they watch 'Twerzel Gummidge'? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I first met the Twerzes back in the early 90s
a lovely family. Always singing and dancing round the bonfire. I remember their pet bear Grizzo would try and reach out to me with one of his bloody paws, but the chains were too short. Stupid bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Did you know the Twerzes used to be Keith Harris & Keith's warm up act...?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Oh My
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# How deliciously freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Twerzel Gummage anyone?
I'm at my work comp or would have shopped it in a flash!
(TallJim, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# You are all very very unhelpful.
*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)