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(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# :D
theys remind me of Hattifatteners!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# MINIGHOST/KLANSMAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# haha
Klansmail!

woo to the pic custard
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# they won't like the packaging paper.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# There's a tree with a noose on it over there <<<
by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# They're clearly delivering a brick through someone's window.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here
But I am 150% in favour of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I know right, that stamp hasn't even been postmarked!
You could use the same one as many times as you like!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# why use stamps at all
just post your package with the
"RETURN TO SENDER" address
as the address you want to post it to

job done :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Don't talk crazy, Mu!
Those miniposties look peaceful enough now
but if you fuck with them, they will attack
and you don't want that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Shit man, they'll fuck my shit right up.
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Miniposties in your mind, in your tummy, in your anus.
Not nice, man. Not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# they'll just unleash their dinosaurs
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# And what? That dinosaur is too nice to cause any real damage
Though you might drown on his friendly drool I suppose.

Also, that dinosaur is FUCKING AWESOME! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# They're hired !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# i can see the headlines now:
BNP TAKES OVER ROYAL MAIL, HIRES OOMPA-LOOMPA KLANSMEN
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I doubt it. In the origial editions of Charlie and the Chocolate factory the oompa loompas were little brown men.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# self-hating oompa-loompa klansmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Each of them trying to hide the fact they're black from the others!
There's a film in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# can we get ricky tomlinson to play nick griffin?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Damn straight we can.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# oooh :D
its the miyazaki postal service!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AnP1pdBJs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# :)
Creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# this is excellent for reasons i cannot fully explain
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)