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# Fancy a couple of free audio book thingies that I've made for Halloween?
I've written a couple of short stories and rrecorded them as audio books. They're free to download, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm


A man wakes at the wheel of his car, driving at 90 miles per hour down the
motorway at night. He only has one clue to the events of the evening, and from
that, the horrifying memories begin to return.

Approx 6 minutes.

www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81
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Salvatore’s Birthday


Salvatore turns sixteen and is excited to finally meet the woman who has talked
to him all of his life, but why has she spent so long waiting for him?

Approx 5 minutes.

www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
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# not really
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Fair enough.
Make sure you don't click the links and download them then.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# oooh, I'll have to have a listen later on this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :)
'Hope you like them!
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# Are they scary stories?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Happy candles, Sir T!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Spooky more than scary, I'd say.
There are a couple of paid-for downloads in my shop, one of which is a bit more of a scary story ('Status Update') and the other one is just a bit silly ('Fresh Salmon for McTavish').

EDIT: and happy candle day too :)
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# Thanks Matazone
very nice of you to make these available - I will enjoy them I'm sure.
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# No problem
and any feedback is appreciated. I've only done four so far and I think my reading could do with a bit of work, but it's a learning curve and I've got some ideas how to improve next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Kiss on the palm is wonderful, listening now :)
you're a good orator ;) lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# :D
Thanks!

... And this is not the first time that I have been complimented by a lady on my oral skills.
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# That's a nice idea

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers.
I'm hoping to become a full-time writer/novelist eventually, but it's very hard getting an agent for my novel, so I thought it might make my life easier if I could say 'I've had 2000 people download my stories'. Admittedly it's only been a few dozen so far, but I have only just put them online!
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# I'll download them
but it's probably going to be two weeks before I get to listen to them.

/packing blog
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