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# Totally, dude
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Right, well here goes.
You know how on the hit TV show there were loads of people called Perlman involved, like Carla from Cheers! who is called Rhea Perlman in real life?

Well, here's my question.

Why was the actor Ron Perlman never in the hit TV show Cheers!? Did they not like him? I really don't understand because he was an actor then. What did he do to Carla from Cheers!? Do you think that maybe she upset him? Or maybe she didn't like him because he has a really fat head? I would like to know this.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I think it's because Ron Perlman has a face not even his own mother could love.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Your name's not flowerpot :(
You don't even know anything about the hit TV show Cheers! do you!
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# He's an interloper
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Well no not really
I've watched a few episodes of Frasier though. Goodnight Seattle.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Well I have watched every episode EVER
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of the hit shows Cheers! and Frasier.


See? I can even do the start titles of the hit show Frasier!
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I don't really admit to reading the gossip newspapers
but in secret, I do and what I believe happened is that Ron Perlman (who was Carla's brother in real life) had an affair with the lady from "Look who's talking" who acted opposite the man from Saturday Night Grease.

This lady, as you know, worked at Cheers (in Boston) and sometimes had a fat arse and sometimes didn't but when she did she hid it well under lots of big skirts (unlike Lilith who was always skinny).

Carla hated big arses and really hated the lady from "Looks who's talking" and when she found out about the affair she totally flipped.

Her brother (Ron Perlman) was just about to take over from Woody as the thick barman and it was planned that he was going to start going out with Kelly (who was going to dump Woody at the altar).

Carla (real name, as you know, is Rhea Perlman), who as you remember from my first paragraph is Ron's sister, said to the producer "NO FUCKING WAYS AM I WORKING WITH RON". She then gave them an ultimatum. Either he goes or I go was her ultimatum.

They chose Carla.

You will notice that from the time when Ron was supposed to start, Carla got even more bitchy with the lady from "Look Who's Talking" and "Look Who's Talking Too".

"Looks Who's Talking Too" was really "Look Who's Talking TWO" but it was an American pun.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# DO you know what?
I don't believe you.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Which bit? ALL of it?
Look, I can only relay to you what I READ in the gossipy newspapers.
I don't see why they would tell big fat porkies.
You KNOW that the lady from "Look Who's Talking" and "Look Who's Talking TOO (TWO)" has often had problems with big arsedness and Carla DID make fun of her a lot so it really does seem quite feasible to me that the ENTIRE story is TRUE.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You know how when someone tells one lie it is very difficult
to believe anything they say again?

Well that's how I feel. Kelly would never leave Woody.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Maybe they made up that bit
because I find it difficult to believe that she would ever have considered it ALTHOUGH...

remember that one time, she nearly DID leave him because he did or said something and she like misunderstood. I think he was seen with someone and it his sister? (Do I have this right) and Kelly thought this woman (his sister) was a new girlfriend or something and threw a strop but in the end she found out that it was his sister and all was well.
Do I have that bit right?

Also, a thing I considered was that maybe this Kelly fancied thick blockes and Ron (Carla's brother in real life) was MORE thick than Woody and she could have found that attractive.

The thing is, Sush, we will never really know the truth because of Carla, Ron never got to work on Cheers.

I think we have to accept that we will never know for sure but what I said to you about the affair and stuff, I really DID read that. Honest
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Yeah, well maybe.
Anyway, I think you should stop talking about the hit TV show Cheers! now. You need to be telling me how to start a blog and stuff!
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I would imagine your ISP has free blogspace
My ISP always used to try and get me to use their "TOTALLY FREE BLOGSPACE!!!".

That was a few years ago and maybe things have changed because of "Twitcher" and "Myspasm" and sites like that.

It's possible if you sign on to "Twitcher" you will get stalked or something.

I read about that sort of thing in the gossipy newspapers that I don't read.

Edit: And it's rude to tell me to stop talking about CHEERS when YOU started it. You got me talking about it because YOU asked ME a question.

In other words "LOOKS WHO'S TALKING"
Hah.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Oh man.
They never had issues like this on the hit TV show Cheers! They had a computer and everything in the office, but I don't think they had bought an internet by then :(

Ha! Do you remember that episode of the hit TV show Cheers! when Diane from Cheers! came into Cheers! with her fiancé and her finacé left and Sam from Cheers! was all like, "Hey good looking, what ya got cooking?" and she was all like, "That was my fiancé you fuck! Why would I be interested in a greasy bartender like you when my fiancé is a Professor at HARVARD" and Sam was like "Yeah, whatever"

Then Diane from Cheers! fiancé came back and said he had to go and get his mothers wedding ring back from his ex wife so that him and Diane from Cheers! could get married. Diane from Cheers! said she didn't want him to, but he convinced her that he should. SO he did.

Anyway, then Sam carried on trying it on with Diane from Cheers! and all that. At the end of the episode, Diane's fiancé never came back because he went back to making the sex with his ex wife.

Anyway, that's how Diane started working in Cheers! True facts!

Oh, by the way, Norm, Cliff, Carla and Coach from Cheers! were all in that episode at various times too.

It was lol!
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I remember that one
vaguely.
You brought it all back to life.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Sush reviews more than just CHEERS
Frasier too.
And another one which I've never seen cos it seemed silly.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I think Sushi likes Cheers! because there's an exclamation mark in the title.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)
# HEY DUDES!
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# this is the best conversation I have ever read on b3ta
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# My shite talking > my 'shoppery
Sush brings out the nonsense in me :)
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)
# You should sign up for my
BLOG!
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)