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# And every other thing that you get sent ever
for only 39p.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# my last shipment of solid lead weights certainly cost a bit more than that.
And it poisoned me. Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Depending where they came from,
I bet they were still cheaper than the petrol/flight cost.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I already had them at my house
then decided to post them to myself in a lapse of lead addled madness. So it cost a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# A large proportion of the stuff I get sent is too big for my letterbox.
And despite the fact that my nearest sorting office is about 500 meters down the road, apparantly I'm in a different area so all of my parcels get returned to an office 2 miles away. And since it's only open in the morning and the traffic is horrific I then have to wake up nearly an hour earlier before work to get my parcels.
At least the parcel force man shows some initiative and boots my parcels over the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Also one time my girlfriend's mother sent her a letter with a toothbrush in it.
Because the toothbrush was too thick to go through their gayass little testing slot they then returned it to their sorting office and I had to drive to collect it, pay the 9 pence difference in price because of the thickness issue plus a 1 quid 50 fucking administration fee.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Buy smaller dildos in future!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)