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# you know, you've got a bit of a timothy claypole look going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Okay, okay!
I'll loose the beard.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Just trim it,
it looks pervy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)
# It's just lazy beard
My lady and baby have been away for a week and I've not been arsed.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Okay fair enough,
but please don't take anymore pictures of yourself until you've had a shave.

Edit: actually fuck it, do what you like...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I hope the borrowers tie every hair to pieces of string
and then stake them to the ground in your sleep. Then wake you up in
a viscious and threatening manner.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# nah
just grow a beard on the rest of your face

then it'll look like your face is a single entity
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# i never said it was a bad look
i have been known to do the horizontal rumba with a bloke who looks more like timothy claypole than you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)
# did he have a jingly hat?
details, details
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# no
but i made other bits jingle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Do you have a chart of Claypoolikeness
and would reaching the top score me an accumbent jig?

*googles jester costumes*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# possibly
it would certainly earn you more sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)