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# awww
*weeps*
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# It's ok, it's an insulin needle
Needed because this kitten is sooooooo sweet!

The spoon is for eating a yummy choccy pudding with.

And that's not a tourniquet, it's a piece of string. Kitty is going to be using it to wrap up a present for his bestest friend.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Phew, I was right.
I thought it couldn't be a tourniquet cos he's injecting the other arm.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# There's a rather disturbing shooting-up scene in Harry Brown
Not for the squeamish.

Has a (relatively) happy ending though.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# no silly, hes already injected into the arm wif torniquet innit
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Oh noes! He's left the tourniquet on and now his paw will turn black and drop off and he'll be one of those hoppy tripod cats that look happy but inside they're miserable cos they can't catch mice any more :-(
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# even worse, he's now caught cat aids from that needle.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# we have one of those three legged cats near us.
We called her Tripod to begin with, but decided that was a bit harsh. So she now Trinny (as in Trinity). Seem a happy bundle of fluff despite the lack of a back leg.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# If I had one I would make it a little peg leg and put a pirate hat on it.
I would call him Captain Fluffbeard and we would make mices walk the plank.
*daydreams about happy pirate cat adventures*
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# oh dear, now you've
implanted an idea that'll have me caught trying to attach a wooden leg to someone else's cat and stuggling to explain myself.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You must take pictures.
I don't know any three legged cats and I'm likely to get into trouble if I'm caught sawing one of the legs off the neighbour's cat.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# what, with the peg, eye patch and parrot on the shoulder?
lol, I'll be in so much trouble.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# But just think how much fun it would be for the cat.
Do it.
DO IT!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# arf!
this just made me remember a cat's halloween costume I saw the other day
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Scary cat :-(
Is that shopped?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I've no idea
here's more, it's apparently from a book
ikeeneye.wordpress.com/2007/03/03/why-paint-cats/
some do look like they're shopped, others don't
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha, that is fantastic!
Curly moustache cat is my favourite.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# looks like it.
The pumpkin has definately been added. It's quite nicely done though.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You try injecting the arm you're holding the syringe with.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# My mistake, I was looking at it wrong.
I can now see that he has injected himself, carefully re-sheathed the needle and is now lying back to enjoy his lovely insulin.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)