I can't help wondering if life would be better if my eyes were huge vertical slits.Probably not.
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Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:50,
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It would be.Imagine be able to look at skyscrapers without craning your neck upwards.
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Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:53,
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I could've prevented 911OH GOD, THE HUMANITY
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Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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Eyeball sex?I absolutely never ever want to type that into Google image search.
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Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56,
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Try saying that to a sponge.They end their lives being dried out and used to scrub filthy gunts.
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Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56,
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You could read really long resturaunt menus without moving your headthat would be ace :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56,
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You see, you thought this is just a webcomic by a bloke who is too lazy to draw eyes properly.No! It's the next step in evolution!
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Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:01,
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It's actually very well drawn and has nice details in it Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:07,
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he has vagineyes
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:03,
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His hair is Harlowe gold,His lips sweet surprise
His hands are never cold
He's got Fanny Longslit Eyes
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He's got Fanny Longslit Eyes
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:05,
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