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My latest project: short story audio books. They're free to download, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Good stuff
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
*checks for black choppers*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# racist!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Everyone loves a big black chopper.
All night long.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I can't help wondering if life would be better if my eyes were huge vertical slits.
Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# It would be.
Imagine be able to look at skyscrapers without craning your neck upwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I could've prevented 911
OH GOD, THE HUMANITY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# more orifices == more fun
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Eyeball sex?
I absolutely never ever want to type that into Google image search.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Try saying that to a sponge.
They end their lives being dried out and used to scrub filthy gunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# You could read really long resturaunt menus without moving your head
that would be ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# :D
More energy for chewing!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# You see, you thought this is just a webcomic by a bloke who is too lazy to draw eyes properly.
No! It's the next step in evolution!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# It's actually very well drawn and has nice details in it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# he has vagineyes

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# His hair is Harlowe gold,
His lips sweet surprise
His hands are never cold
He's got Fanny Longslit Eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Crustaceans
swear by them
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hehe ^_^

bun' on the run
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# finally backed up my ps3 this morning
just had no luck from Amazon, quoting Sale of goods act, they said phone sony
Phoned sony, they now say its not a Blu Ray fail, because I can get other disks to work, so its 128 for a reconditioned machine.
The nice guy on the phone did however suggest phoning trading standards

which I shall do now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Going on holiday to avoid Interpol
Isn't that an oxymoron?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)