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# Java Plugin?
Is that like a Glade one? I've got one of those, smells like stale piss
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# does it light up in different colours for no understandable reason?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# The dashboard of my car
does that when I'm driving! It's entertaining but distracting :/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# mine kept doing that
there are a lot of lights that look very scary and important, I like the flashing red ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I have a red one
with a picture of an engine that flashes. It means the engine is ON. Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# that means
your engine is borked :(

give it to me and I will steal fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# It's ok
it is a VW Beetle. i have a spare one in the boot.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# NAZI!!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Either nobody
but us is here or I am a crap troll
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# akshully
that's quite funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# you do nothing to dispel the lady-driver stereotype :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Pfft. I know about cars.
I used to own a red one. They are fastest.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Only if they have go-faster stripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Years ago
I had a mate who we convinced that having go faster stripes on your car added an extra 2.7 mph to the top speed.

He also believed in the existence of the kebab cow which has 4 very fat legs.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I bought a $100 car stereo off ebay because it would play mp3s off SDMMC cards or USB sticks.
When I installed it, it turned my car into a f'ing disco :-( So I splashed out $200+install on a nice, sedate Sony model with similar features. Happy Pappa now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)