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(herman:D, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)

nice water effect, OI MICTO, CHECK OUT THE WATER YEAH!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

I prefered your water

it didn't look like a java plugin

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

Java Plugin?

Is that like a Glade one? I've got one of those, smells like stale piss

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

does it light up in different colours for no understandable reason?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

The dashboard of my car

does that when I'm driving! It's entertaining but distracting :/

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

mine kept doing that

there are a lot of lights that look very scary and important, I like the flashing red ones

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

I have a red one

with a picture of an engine that flashes. It means the engine is ON. Very clever.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)

that means

your engine is borked :(

give it to me and I will ~~steal~~ fix it.

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spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

It's ok

it is a VW Beetle. i have a spare one in the boot.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

NAZI!!

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spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

Either nobody

but us is here or I am a crap troll

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

akshully

that's quite funny :D

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spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

you do nothing to dispel the lady-driver stereotype :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

Pfft. I know about cars.

I used to own a red one. They are fastest.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

Only if they have go-faster stripes.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

Years ago

I had a mate who we convinced that having go faster stripes on your car added an extra 2.7 mph to the top speed.

He also believed in the existence of the kebab cow which has 4 very fat legs.

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spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

I bought a $100 car stereo off ebay because it would play mp3s off SDMMC cards or USB sticks.

When I installed it, it turned my car into a f'ing disco :-( So I splashed out $200+install on a nice, sedate Sony model with similar features. Happy Pappa now :)

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