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[challenge entry] Brian May, LOL...

From the How History Was Faked challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)

(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# "Everything we do
Is driven by you."

I cannot forgive him for that.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# The man built his first guitar out of a fireplace
surely that allows him a little latitude?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# He once called an animation of mine "a piece of crap"
I, for one, shall never forgive him.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# It was thanks to him that we got to see Star Fleet in the UK
wwas it animation of him in a rude and amusing situation?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# It was just him with dancing nits in his hair.
He wrote a long essay criticising it in his blog.

Many years later, getting him so angry over something so childish is still the thing I am most proud of.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Well done, sir
See you have a reason to dislike him.
Everyone just seems to despise him and don't know why.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I don't despise him.
I said "Hi Brian!" to him once and he waved at me.

I just can't forgive him for Everything We Do Is Driven By You, and I see it as a black, be-pitchen'd hole dug deep within the darkest recesses of my heart and sense of beauty.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# You should write a poem about it
it's only a song
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I'm going to create an artwork using only
my own blood, shit and piss.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Use Bryan's
it'll sell better
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Pain ... anger ...
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hehehe
This is definitely making my afternoon more interesting.

Nice work as always sir!

curiously: is this a picture of Brian in his hayday or a more recent one?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Heyday I fancy :)
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Eee
Marvellous.

He does seem to have gotten fatter since he stopped making sweet, sweet music.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# MUSIC AS GOOD AS DIETING, CLAIMS REPORT
"Now Muslims want music and dieting as well as wheelie bins...and guess who's paying?"
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
Only someone who reads the Daily Mail could satirise it so well.
You've been exposed
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Mayday?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# With that hair it's always a 'hay' day isn't it?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# he has a little cloth for his willy
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# But what happened to his beautiful curls?
HIS BEAUTIFUL CURLS!! *weeps uncontrollably*
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)