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# I've just realised it's friday 13th
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I've been reminded of it every minute since the beardedwife woke up
"can you cut me a slice of bread? If I use the knife I might chop my hand off"
"I can't do any washloads. I might electrocute myself!"

I was glad to go to work
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# you mean YOU'VE LEFT HIM ON HIS OWN?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# He's wrapped up in a nice soft duvet and I've sellotaped pillows to all his extremities
If he kills himself it's his own fault
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I love Friday the 13ths
(can you pluralise a date?)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)