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# It has been discovered that the Universe is composed of
4.6% Atoms, 71% Dark Energy, 21%Dark Matter and 2.4% Duck Matter.


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(Apologies for shitty-Shopping)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Dux!
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Science!
Duck Matter in the tectonic plates is responsible for earthquacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Real, proper science
should always involve dux.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# My god
its full of fluff.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# QUACKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I just lol'd
for real.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# It's not all those ducks floating roaund in space that worry me
It's the fact that:
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# iGoose - the Benny Hill app.
*yackety-yaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# :D
you silly
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Thanks...I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# DUKDUKDUKDUKDUK!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# In space, no one can here you tweet.
I went to replinish the water for our ducklings once, and they all ran over, tweeting with glee, and the one black one in a clutch of yellow ones managed to flop his great big flopping webbed foot onto the edge of the bowl and flipped all the new water all over himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Don't tell me....
For this transgression, the other ducks waited till nightfall and then pecked him to death, leaving his body floating in the water bowl for you to find in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I hope thats what happened.
That or he woke up with a ducks head in his bedding.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# sometimes one must be sacrificed...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Lord of the Ducks.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# DUX!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Thats one of my favourite pics, ever.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)