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# what, filesizes or number of posts an hour?
I'm predicting 5 posts an hour with an average filesize of 200K.

Anyone fancy opening a book?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# *opens a book*
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# BORING BOOK
"Once in a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *opens another book*
Amerigo Bonasera sat in New York Criminal Court Number 3 and waited for justice;...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# That's a bit too nautical for my taste

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *opens another book*
aback adv taken aback surprised, startled, astonished, dumbfounded, speechless, flabbergasted (inf).
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I've already read that one

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *opens another book*
A world without insanity, without criminals and without war - this is the goal of Dianetics.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I know what you're trying to do here
and it's not working
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# That was actually the next book on my shelf :D
*picks up yet another book*

Yes, yes, yes, yes! It's a vice, this habit of plunging recklessly, of rushing full steam ahead, intent only on your goal, blind and deaf to all around, so that you fail to see the childishly obvious danger beside you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Is romantic novels all you have then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Lenin in Zurich ain't that romantic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I'm actually quite impressed none of you bastards are shouting at him yet.
Well done all. I'm proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Wait, when did this picture drop in size by 30k?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Maybe about the time he got the point
which, I'd add, seems to happen better when people aren't fuckwits and just dick around instead, which I always thought was what people actually came here for...

The days of flaming are over. The flame is dead. Long live the flame!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)