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[challenge entry] The Wayne Rooney Crucifix Edition!
You have to admit he looks quite dapper



Edit: Now with added crucifix set for the full on Christian experience!!!

From the Celebrity Cutout Dolls challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *starts counting*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Tell me when you reach 148723347658764544
I like that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's got nothing on 9993937474702347
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I like 8208.
I like it because it is a narcissistic number.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I like 579352485624586209112657286
I like it because it is my credit card number followed by its expiry date and pin number, with the security code at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I'm tempted to try it, but I'm not a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ;)
it might just be someone's!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Tip of the Day:
His real name is not enceladus ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# No, it's Richard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Richard N. Celadus
is my full name.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# What is it like to orbit Saturn? Are the rings nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh, they're lovely...
specially at this time of year... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Well
I dunno I always preferred Neptune but as it's now winter and −218 °C in the outer atmosphere it would be a pretty harsh holiday, whereas Saturn is only about -122 °C at this time of year so it's a good choice.
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Yeah - it's always wise
to check up BEFORE you travel, as it can be very costly in terms of fuel and time if you get it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# 62/09/11?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Expiry dates don't have days in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# whoops
it still won't work because it's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# That is Filip DeWinter's birthday!
He is Belgian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# 09/11
is all the expiry date you need. The 62 is the end of the long number... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# what, filesizes or number of posts an hour?
I'm predicting 5 posts an hour with an average filesize of 200K.

Anyone fancy opening a book?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# *opens a book*
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# BORING BOOK
"Once in a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *opens another book*
Amerigo Bonasera sat in New York Criminal Court Number 3 and waited for justice;...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# That's a bit too nautical for my taste

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *opens another book*
aback adv taken aback surprised, startled, astonished, dumbfounded, speechless, flabbergasted (inf).
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I've already read that one

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *opens another book*
A world without insanity, without criminals and without war - this is the goal of Dianetics.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I know what you're trying to do here
and it's not working
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# That was actually the next book on my shelf :D
*picks up yet another book*

Yes, yes, yes, yes! It's a vice, this habit of plunging recklessly, of rushing full steam ahead, intent only on your goal, blind and deaf to all around, so that you fail to see the childishly obvious danger beside you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Is romantic novels all you have then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Lenin in Zurich ain't that romantic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I'm actually quite impressed none of you bastards are shouting at him yet.
Well done all. I'm proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Wait, when did this picture drop in size by 30k?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Maybe about the time he got the point
which, I'd add, seems to happen better when people aren't fuckwits and just dick around instead, which I always thought was what people actually came here for...

The days of flaming are over. The flame is dead. Long live the flame!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Does it come with nails though?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# the ears look a bit fiddly
think I'll cut them off, too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Yes
They are indeed the most challenging part of it, i doubt even Rooney himself would be able to navigate those ears with a blade
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Roonye Bat will suck your blood
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# shameless kangarooney pea


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with his cute lickle baby Joey
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)