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# This is why you should be British
We don't have a constitution, just a half-assed collection of laws from 1704 onwards and reams and reams of court cases and customs. It's much safer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I rather wish I was
I am by heritage, but not by birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# they are all cunts
which is why i looked at it once and never went back. never posted there, never will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I feel that much way about Britain too
At least about those parts of it outside the borders of Northants

And most of the bits inside Northants, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Northants?
It used to be a nice county until my brother moved there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Pffft
lols
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It used to be a nice county
until they built Kettering. And Corby. And then moved 30,000 unemployed Glaswegians to Corby and then took away their jobs. For a joke! Hahaha!

On the plus side, Corby's one of the only places in England you can go to a supermarket and find the shelves filled with walls of Irn Bru, like supermarkets should be.

Where did your brother move to?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# He did live in Southfields, just outside Northampton.
Now he lives somewhere else, but still close to Southfields. Kingsthorpe possibly, or maybe somewhere else.

I went to a cup final last time I was up there, Corby Rangers were playing. It was strange being in the middle of Northampton and being surrounded by so many weegies.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Much stranger in Corby
When I'm back in Northants I do half my shopping there since it's only a few miles up the road. It's the only place where you can guarantee you won't get a weird look when you hand over a Clydesdale note.

Kingsthorpe's alright so far as I've ever known. A bit dull but nice enough. Pity it's in Northampton, which is to be totally fair to it, a dump. The only Southfields I know is the girl's school in Kettering that we all fantasised about when we were growing up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Aye, it isn't the most attractive place.
It is however a good place to go out and get smashed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Wouldn't actually know about that
a bit far to go when you're young and have no money when there's enough shit clubs in kettering (two, both *really* shit)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# you're lucky, i'm from liverpool
well, just outside, anyway. due to brookside, hollyoaks and a shithole called kirkby, the rest of the country sees liverpool as a pikey-infested shitbox of a place, where you'll be mugged and possibly murdered within 5 minutes of entering the city limits. i'm seen by most "true" scousers as posh, for some bizarre reason, but i've never felt threatened here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I actually quite like Liverpool
The few times I've been there I've never felt threatened either. I was actually born just over the water in Clatterbridge but we moved away when I was one so I don't remember any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# it can be a really great place
but if anyone's being interviewed for anything on t.v, they always choose some no-good smackheaded scally, thus perpetuating the myth that we're all scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# You'd be fine. You're a lady woman girl bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# true
but even i, notorious slut that i am, have to draw the line somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ^This
It is for verbal Sado-Masochists.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)