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# squirrels
tits
weetabix eyebrows
masturbation material for lonely fat virgins
or how about a comic strip that drags on for years and contains the very essence of self referential tedium?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ^
I've no idea about any of that but it sounds great way to pass the time
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Now I'd certainly buy something like that off ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# thinking about "the special files"
you know there are "special educational needs", is there a similar condition for "special sexual needs" where your sexuality is so retarded that you can only get off by projecting your lack of sexual output onto animal drawings?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# yes.
the good old British government have even set up a register for such people, for the day that they get up the courage to make the inevitable leap from wanking over anthropomorphic art to sticking large cliched eyes onto their pets and sexually assaulting them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# you cunt
i just laughed so hard i coughed up blood!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# animal rape is no laughing matter
it's more of a hmmhrr sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Even if you're raping a Clownfish?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# You're not a fan, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Can we have squirrels with tits?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# you're being very general
could you narrow it down a bit.

also, nice dress at the comedy night.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)