I think he invented the hovercow
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:16,
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can you imagine a world with...er...hoverbeef?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:16,
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or
Ninj!!!!
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:19,
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haha this is wonderful stuff:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:24,
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I like to think the degree of hover would be indicative of quality.Steaks would hover gracefully over a bed of mash potato and veg. Greasy burgers would slowly scud aimlessly across the table.
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:20,
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Killed the chickenlings you did, hover you must!haha I love Foxes and hate all that anti-fox discrimination stop anthropomorphising the fox as if it has EVIL intents to murder chickens for fun!! It's an animal and not an evil human!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:21,
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but look at them! they're evil!it reminds me of my favourite Steve Wright 'factoid':
"Pigeons can't help moving their necks like that when they walk"
("Pigeons can't help moving their necks like that when they walk"
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:25,
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haha Chav pigeon strut :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:28,
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hehI like the fact that it implies that pigeons have *tried not to do it* when they walk
"TENSE your neck! Tense it!"
"Hnnnng! HNNNNNNNNNG! Ah, fuck it, can't do it"
"Right, let's go and shit on a tourist instead"
("TENSE your neck! Tense it!"
"Hnnnng! HNNNNNNNNNG! Ah, fuck it, can't do it"
"Right, let's go and shit on a tourist instead"
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:36,
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Lord Vadar and the hounds are close...Nice Ninj, I can't help think he's humping something invisible?
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Q4nobody,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:34,
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