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# Ooh you clever sausage!
*Click* :)
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# AIDS now, or eternity in hell?
I choose AIDS. It's much more sexy. What could be sexier than something you can get from sex?

Not much.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# forcing a toilet brush down your japs eye
that is all teh sexeh
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# ...
I've tried it with a toilet duck, but it never occurred to me to use the brush.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# toilet duck has a curvy neck
but is difficult to to ram with any gusto.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# oh no, I'm not arguing
I can see the advantages of using the brush instead.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# oh, is it things in the japseye hour again?

(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# A snapped banjo string?
You can get that from sex too, but it's MUCH sexier than AIDS.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hmm...
I find it difficult to imagine how that can be sexier than AIDS
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# good aids or bad aids?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# milk aids
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# There's lots more blood
And a more immediate kind of pain
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# this makes my trousers upset
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Mine too
It also makes my legs cross reflexively
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)