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[challenge entry] If you're going to stage a comeback, this is how it's done
1. Become a meme.



2. Marry a celebrity.


3. Pander to the masses.


4. And finally, when nobody remembers if you're alive or dead, try reality TV.

From the Jesus on Tour challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# HEH!
Please note: RICKY WALDEN FUCK YEAH Vs. John Higgins whatever is starting now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# This is you
imgur.com/3Dok1.png
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Oh but why?
Also fuck off John, you fluked in a red please fuck off and let Ricky win now thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# This is my new favourite picture ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# What?
10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq2hv31BJL1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ha. That is ace.
But not as good as the little mexican gangster. He is now my phone wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# The little guy is pretty fantastic, its true
The stats board looks bald without you at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'd love to know what's going on there
That girl also looks like a friend of mine.

(Except my friend has slimmer legs and smaller boobs so, thankfully, it's not her. *Goes back to studying photo*)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Thankfully, yes :)
And you look like the guy, I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# It's an uncanny resemblance :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Epic!
Though silly Jesus has forgotten that he's only a third-diety. Unless he's stabbed the Holy Ghost in the back???

EXCLUSIVE TO THE SUN: HOLY GHOST MURDERED BY SON OF GOD
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] class :)
also thanks for reminding me i did this
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)