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# :( i do not have a sparkly bakini
but i do have a new fuzzy sporran, will that do?

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# it is nice
but it could be sparklier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# nice beaver
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# seeing as its made from a kitty
you've missed the far easier gag (and reason i'm not going to be wearing this thing outside) there
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I feel obliged to post a pic of my new hat again
YEEHAAWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# \o/
very nice hat sir
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You're sporran looks hungry and/or sleepy.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# *ahem*
razors are our friends :D

Also, I was watching Hoarders on TLC yesterday and this one lady let her house get SO BAD there were dead cats inside, that she didn't know about!

www.aetv.com/hoarders/

CRIKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Is that an actual dead cat?
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# well, in part
the back's just regular leather.

it was free from a friend (who told me "its made out of a weasel, or a ferret") who knows i like, well, weird shit.
ahem, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)