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# apologees.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
*applies box jellyfish to eyes*
aaahh, that's better!
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# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
your dog my mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# :( i do not have a sparkly bakini
but i do have a new fuzzy sporran, will that do?

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# it is nice
but it could be sparklier
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# nice beaver
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# seeing as its made from a kitty
you've missed the far easier gag (and reason i'm not going to be wearing this thing outside) there
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I feel obliged to post a pic of my new hat again
YEEHAAWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# \o/
very nice hat sir
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You're sporran looks hungry and/or sleepy.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# *ahem*
razors are our friends :D

Also, I was watching Hoarders on TLC yesterday and this one lady let her house get SO BAD there were dead cats inside, that she didn't know about!

www.aetv.com/hoarders/

CRIKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Is that an actual dead cat?
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# well, in part
the back's just regular leather.

it was free from a friend (who told me "its made out of a weasel, or a ferret") who knows i like, well, weird shit.
ahem, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# crikey!
have a pea

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# yay for gil elvgren
i lurbe his art
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Yuergh
Does this count?

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# as disturbing? yes it does.
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# Good
Because I've got another of this beauty in a sparkling bikini

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# i know beauty is in the eye of the beholder
but, still...
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# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# phwooar


i run out of sparkly tops after this one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)