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# Hello, dragon!
You're missing an apostrophe. Sorry, it's auto-pedant, I can't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# its lack
keeps you awake at night.
admit it.
: p
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# i dont really care for apostophes :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# thats two nights sleep he's going to miss
no, three!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Aaargh! *tears out hair*
I do at least have the decency to be ashamed of such pedantry...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Theirs nothing wrong with pedantry
Its quite acceptable...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
#
Maybe he's part of a social group working to get dragons accepted back into society and is suggesting we send one an instant message so we can see how nice and friendly they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Be impressed that it can write at all
Dragons are not legendary for their penmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
Actually dragons tend to be excellent writers, and tales of their craft were told frequently, but for some reason they never took like the tales of slaughter and rampage.

"And lo, the dragon Gorm raised up his mighty pen Rexcaliburr, its diamond-encrusted nib glinting in the moonlight, and with careful craftsmanship and consumate skill, filled in The Times' Sudoku."
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I thought most dragons usually rely on secretaries to take notes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# unfortunately they carbonised them first
and then used them to take notes
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# That's not a comma, it's a very high apostrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)