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[challenge entry] Merry Christmas one and all

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(yumblog.co.uk, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# God I saw them talking on Telly this morning...
.. All this toss about protecting those who have drive and ambition.

i.e. More tax breaks for the rich. Oh and no changes to lovely big business bonuses. Woot.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
no...you're doing it wrong

no...we're doing it right

no...you're doing it wrong

no...we're doing it right

/politics
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# It's all their fault
but we were cleaning up the mess you left us in

but that's because you left a mess for us

but only because you left a mess for us...

(repeat to fade)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I found an incredible document a while ago, the Conservative style guide
It tells them how they can adjust the logo and what sort of pictures of David Cameron to use (only photos of him doing stuff, no profiles!) and so on.

edit: www.conservatives.com/Get_involved/Party_Logos.aspx
Click "Download the logo design guide (PDF file)"

"The highly visible Conservative gradient is often used for posters, campaign literature and policy leaflets"

They have their own gradient? Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# It starts off bright clear and blue, fades to a washed out grey
then rapidly descends into darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# pfft... Compo it!
sounds like most christmases to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I learned the hard way, many moons ago....
many moons ago....not to talk politics on teh interwebz. And I have stuck to this without exception since 1999 until now.

But honestly? Cameron scares me witless. The tories scare me witless. I remember the tory governments of the 70s and the 80s and DO NOT WANT those times again.

/politics (for another 10 years)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# my mum thought Thatcher was lovely
and she thought Blair was a socialist


I just thought they were both cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)