My puke story also involves poweradeMy friends and I had been tripping and wandering around chinatown staring at neon all night and began wandering back to one mate's student accommodation.
On the way there he mentioned that his dorm was full of rugby fuckwits who would spew all over the bathroom and not clean up, so it would sit there until the end of the week until the cleaner came.
Long story short, after an evening of drinking blue powerade I did a massive blue spew all over the bathroom floor. A couple of hours later there's a commotion in the hallway and we all go out to investigate.
Some meathead was claiming that it was his spew and high fiving his mates who were apparently impressed by it.
(On the way there he mentioned that his dorm was full of rugby fuckwits who would spew all over the bathroom and not clean up, so it would sit there until the end of the week until the cleaner came.
Long story short, after an evening of drinking blue powerade I did a massive blue spew all over the bathroom floor. A couple of hours later there's a commotion in the hallway and we all go out to investigate.
Some meathead was claiming that it was his spew and high fiving his mates who were apparently impressed by it.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:35,
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I think we learned something today1. Vomit is power.
2. Powerade should have its name changed to Vomitade.
I still have an aversion to the stuff, but it was the least offensive prep solution I've had to consume, by a long shot.
(2. Powerade should have its name changed to Vomitade.
I still have an aversion to the stuff, but it was the least offensive prep solution I've had to consume, by a long shot.
Shiksa,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:37,
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I don't think I've ever had to drink a 'prep solution'.Maybe that'll change in the next few years, I hope not.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:48,
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The prep process is the worst part of having a colonoscopy.Well, apart from waking up during the procedure and feeling waves of godawful pain.
The best part is the drugs they give you to knock you out for it. Almost makes having a camera shoved up your arse worthwhile.
(The best part is the drugs they give you to knock you out for it. Almost makes having a camera shoved up your arse worthwhile.
Shiksa,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:12,
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PURPLE DRANKYou could get some awesome looking spew from that stuff.
( Shiksa,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:19,
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HahaI don't have any good puke stories.
The most memorable was snorting back a booger till it got stuck in my throat and a I spit it out of the playground blacktop. I just stared at the booger for a minute and then hurled.
And then the Catholic school teachers made me feel bad about it.
I wish I didn't still have hate in my heart for those old bitches, but I do.
(The most memorable was snorting back a booger till it got stuck in my throat and a I spit it out of the playground blacktop. I just stared at the booger for a minute and then hurled.
And then the Catholic school teachers made me feel bad about it.
I wish I didn't still have hate in my heart for those old bitches, but I do.
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:52,
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I spent a couple of weeks in a Catholic hospital when I was young and had pneumonia.The nurses were bitchy. One of them damn near bit my head off when she saw I was hanging out with the little girl in the room across the hall from mine. For God's sake, I was five years old. I didn't know anything about communicable diseases, I just knew there was a girl my age across the hall, we were bored and she had comic books.
Something about that religion makes monsters out of certain people.
(Something about that religion makes monsters out of certain people.
Shiksa,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:04,
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Indeed it does.I had some lovely male Catholic school teachers in high school. I think the difference is between Sisters and Brothers. My sisters' school, run by nuns, sounded like it was the same old shit.
Crusty old, latent-homosexual, automysogynistic bitches...
On the other hand though, none of the Brothers ever tried to touch my 14 year old cock. But to be fair, not many people were trying to touch my 14 year old cock.
(Crusty old, latent-homosexual, automysogynistic bitches...
On the other hand though, none of the Brothers ever tried to touch my 14 year old cock. But to be fair, not many people were trying to touch my 14 year old cock.
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:19,
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You shall become the Pet Shop Boys of the 21st centuryAICM£1,000,000.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:05,
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