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[challenge entry] On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee
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From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(Lord Chode, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Alan Partridge in Jon Pertwee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Four calling girls
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Three French maids
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Two village bicycles
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# And a baby's arm holding an apple !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# A Third Reich Swizzle Stick!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# A fool proof plan . . . and an air tight alibi !
What do you want from life ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgjfi1DU1mQ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# A dream date in knee pants with Paul Williams !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# W.P.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# WE'RE GIVIN' THEM AWAY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# QUAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(The Tubes RAWK!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You got that right . . . I've seen'm many times !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# i just watched W.P.O.D. Live...and that was most enjoyable!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# And a parsnip in a pair of trousers
(twattybanjo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# one star fish :D
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(herman:D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Twoooooooooooooomb raider.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Two Turkish sluts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# The song suggests it was not an order, but rather a surprise romantic gift
If I got a partridge in a pear tree for Christmas, I'd be delighted and probably roast the partridge and (assuming the tree bears fruit) make a lovely pear sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# A rich white bitch in Beverly Hills?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Never mind about the partridge
who the fuck wants eight maids-a-milking?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# 8 maids milking...
..my prostate :P
(Lord Chode, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Ever seen the forearms on a milkmaid?
might change your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Bill Oddie in
a one piece swimsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# A hungry hunter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Swearing Postman Pat.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)