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[challenge entry] i know, huge.
Photobucket
SORTED:
my problem was being unable to find the clickable thumbnail code on photobucket.
it's so easy to find on imageshack.
anyway if you click on it you will be taken to an image that can be printed out on regular 8.5x11 paper and folded in two for a card.
/edit: Not true, you have to photoshop the two halves apart, make one with an empty bottom and one with an empty top, and turn the page over once it prints the first image with the blank part at the bottom just right so that it prints the image you want on the inside on the inside. I've done this too many times.
The effect of opening this card wouldn't nearly be the same as looking at it on the internet because there would be 2/4 of the page it's printed on that are completely blank, leaving the overall impression one of confusion juxtaposed with emptiness. C'est la vie.

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Jesus H Christ, son.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:27, archived)
# what are scholin'?
i hope it's not too big, i made it 97k-ish.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:28, archived)
# It's how we spell schooling around here.
It's not the size, it's the format. Save it as a JPG. Quality 5 or 6 of 12.

Edit: Good lad!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:29, archived)
# i saved it as 2, i might actually still reduce the dimensions and increase the quality.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:38, archived)
# out of interest
why .gif?
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:28, archived)
# to make it fit on the board.
is .png better?
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:30, archived)
# In order of bestness
TIFF, BMP, PNG, GIF, JPG, TXT

Now reverse.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:31, archived)
# as far as i can remember bmp gets flamed on b3ta.
at least if it does satanic upwards loading due to filesize.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:31, archived)
# just reverse the order I put there.
You'll be fine.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# There's some bizarre movement on the internet at the moment suggesting that .png is the best format for everything.
If you find any of these people, call them retards.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:34, archived)
# have you heard the argument against .gif?
some company apparently owns the rights to it, so .png is the public domain alternative. not like anybody i know has ever gotten sued for using .gif
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# or myself for that matter.
it's all i use, rightly or wrongly.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:46, archived)
# I've heard the argument
but as you say, I've never heard of anyone having any trouble using .gif. Nobody has ever asked me for royalties, that's for sure.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:50, archived)
# they don't give a fuck if you use it.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I don't give a fuck if your link proves that they don't give a fuck if you use it.
I'll take your word for it.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:53, archived)
# The first time I made a .gif file
I was playing with Animator Pro, for MSDOS, because there was no (or I didn't know any) animation software for Windows 3.1 available at the time. And I barely had any pubes.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Compuserve who own the code for the GIF format
openly allow the use of GIF wherever you need to, what they often object to is software developers using the source code within their products without seeking their permission. I don't know the legal ramification of why Compuserve do that but I know you can use GIF for animations and pictures without worry of breaking some laws.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Note: all their patents on the GIF format have expired now.
writing your own codec for GIF based on the specification is feasible, I had a go once.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# for this jpeg would be best
gif is better for block colours :)
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# If it's not animated and it has photo-like qualities then .jpg is the best way to go.
If you want solid blocks of colour, like in a cartoon or a block of text, .gif or .png is the way to go.

.gif tends to have lower filesizes than .png but it's much of a muchness.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# i knew most of this, i kind of like the low res dither effect of gif on photo like images.
obviously not for a final product (only sometimes) but it was somewhat intentional.
well i made it a jpg and got it under 100k.
thanks for the link to the optimisation site, i was looking for that.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:38, archived)
# you like good music
fact
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:43, archived)
# the people on /talk don't like my music.
i don't like the people on /talk.
anyway thanks.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:43, archived)
# No Zappa!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# AAHHHH.
you're right.
/whew. updated. Apparently I was missing all kinds of stuff in there.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# sorry, don't have anything by them.
-dodges fists-
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# :3
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# bald-hair-bald-hair-bald-hair.
this image somewhat disappoints me.
c'est la vie.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:05, archived)
# :'D
I aim to dissatisfy.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:15, archived)
# bullseye!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Optimisation aside, anyone like or dislike the image?
Please be brutally honest, I'm drunk.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:53, archived)
# you are a cucumber
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Better than being a kebab I can tell you that much.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Namely the sex is better.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:21, archived)
# touche.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:37, archived)