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I remember this screen

I remember how happy I was when I had a computer that TURNED ITSELF OFF when this screen was displayed.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

but you had to press the start button to make it stop

my mum still finds that confusing

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spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

My mum still finds TV remotes confusing

Both my parents do, in fact. My dad threatened to kick me out a few years ago because he couldn't fathom the fact that the red light meant 'standby', and pressing the red button on the remote would make the TV show pictures again. Apparently it was broken, I must have fucked it up, and I shouldn't bother coming home. Which was nice.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)

My mum

still can't work out you have to point the remote at the tv or at least in the general direction of the tv to change the channel

(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)

I don't see how he can't press a button on a remote when told

but manages to drive himself to and from work every day with no problems. Surely cars are more complex?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

Fuck nipples, I prefer touchpads

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CowJam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)

My mum still blames me

for anything electrical breaking in her house. I left home more than a decade ago.

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CowJam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)