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# THEY TEND TO AVOID DAIRY PRODUCTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# YO, LET'S LACTATE!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Rolling on the floor lactating.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# which reminds me, I still haven't got a copy of Visitor Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# RACISM IS CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Lactose intolerance is best relieved by meat to the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# when i was about 9, I had a chinese friend
at christmas I sent him a card and drew 3 heads with slanty eyes and pointy hats. It was all innocent, lucky my mum checked all the cards I sent out. I also had a friend with bad eczema on his face, his birthday card included a drawing of him (eczema included) opening his presents. I was so creative back then....
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I've just judged a 'Short Story Writing' compo.
All the usual suspects entered. Boo hoo, the usual. A Chinese woman entered, too.
Mind-blowingly original, her stuff was. For us, at least. She basically won by default. Stuff about living through the winter on a skyscraper you're actually building.

From which we can read: the Chinese doods over here are gonna stop hiding and start showing up in public.

If they write as well as our compo winner, good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# that was awesome
tell us again!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I've just judged a 'Short Story Writing' compo. 'Homelessness' was the theme.
All the usual suspects entered. Boo hoo, the usual. A Chinese woman entered, too.
Mind-blowingly original, her stuff was. For us, at least. She basically won by default. Stuff about living through the winter on a skyscraper you're actually building.

From which we can read: the Chinese doods over here are gonna stop hiding and start showing up in public.

If they write as well as our compo winner, good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# head meat requires dick knife AT ALL TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# IT'S LIKE A KNIFE IN THE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# The Chinese strictly enforce circumcision around the Christmas holiday
Look it up if you don't believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Like a dick to the knife!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)