We went there at the weekend. My mate made the superb observation that the higher you go, the more pretentious it gets.There's footage of a young woman nekkid covering herself in paint, and then feathers (obviously). As I approached I said to my mate loudly, 'Excellent.' Once it came back to the first part of the loop, I said 'Right - I'm just off to the toilet'.
This made the nobends cough disapprovingly, which gave me an absolutely RAGING horn.
(This made the nobends cough disapprovingly, which gave me an absolutely RAGING horn.
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:22,
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Yes and if Tracey Emin shouted out"I NEED A POO!" it would be a celebrated piece of art!
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41,
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I want to go to the Tate,then stand by three flourescent tubes on the wall, or a glass of water on a shelf, or a very neat pile of bricks, or an upside down piano. I'll be stroking my chin for a minute or so, at which point I'll step backwards a few times looking quizzical, muttering "It's a fake" at slowly increasing volume.
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41,
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You could flash mob thisand have them all come in at random times and mutter "That's clearly a fake!" as they walk past people before long they will all be saying it.
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:48,
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Now we're talkingI'll pop in there on the way home and choose a random piece to pick on.
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:58,
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I want to see in tomorrow's paper a headline that saysTRACEY EMIN IS A FAKE! TATE GALLERY SHOCKER!
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05,
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