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# CAYKE! Clicky for cayke!
cayke cayke cayke cayke cayke! Internets cayke is yumsome!
I'm on a strict diet and not allowed RL cayke
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Does your diet allow Pie, Chips and Beans?
I just had Pie, Chips and Beans and I could just eat that for the rest of ever! That would be a diet I could live with!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I made pie chips and mushy peas last night.
I recommend expanding your diet to include mushy peas.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# i wish i could eat that right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I had pie, beetroot and cabbage tonight.
Sadly the pie is now finished.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i am having bacon and lentil soup
i am great at making soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I have never had mushy peas.
What are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Marrowfat peas, cooked and squashed until they go mushy.
Fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# SO just like marrowfat peas then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Yep
But it saves on the chewing
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# When I get to Heaven
my diet will certainly be Pie Chips and Beans. But not at the moment sadly. But I am just about to go and make some Spaghetti Quornalaise which tastes as yuck as it sounds.
can't mix proteins with carbs
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# just do what i did
cheat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I predict a diet
for me. Ive hit 16stone, so unless I grow taller im in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Buy a bigger house
Buy bigger furniture, Buy a bigger car. Buy bigger clothes.
that way you'll look smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Ill need to inflate the wife a bit more tho, but excellent idea and a cunning plan
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Simples
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)