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# Cheesecake? Dirty bastard
I have that kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You admit to breaking in and stealing it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# we had one like that
it leaked and almost ruined an entire set of family tickets to legoland!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Damn those evil sentient kettles
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# HEY!
I like Legoland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# This one also leaked in mysterious ways which for six months were blamed on me just being inept.
Learn to pour properly Felix, they said. Moral: don't buy that type of kettle.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# the window developed small cracks
a kettle is a perfectly simple device - they don't need windows, lights, balconies, gearboxes etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahah ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Oh bollocks...
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
Mine has fuel injection. It's pretty awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
you should send that to Rowenta!

you'll make a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)