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[challenge entry] Back in 2006 we made cheesecakeburgers.




Not sure why I've got the coconut sponge cake box propped up there, obviously that's a chocolate cake. I was stupid back in those days.

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(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# sweet burgers dude
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# WooHoo!
Propernyom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'm glad the coconut sponge was not used
as coconut is vile
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Cheesecake? Dirty bastard
I have that kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You admit to breaking in and stealing it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# we had one like that
it leaked and almost ruined an entire set of family tickets to legoland!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Damn those evil sentient kettles
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# HEY!
I like Legoland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# This one also leaked in mysterious ways which for six months were blamed on me just being inept.
Learn to pour properly Felix, they said. Moral: don't buy that type of kettle.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# the window developed small cracks
a kettle is a perfectly simple device - they don't need windows, lights, balconies, gearboxes etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahah ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Oh bollocks...
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
Mine has fuel injection. It's pretty awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
you should send that to Rowenta!

you'll make a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Please tell me that lettuce is made from marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# No, actual lettuce and cheddar cheese
they were alright, no worse than carrot cake. The genre of vegetable based cakes is chronically under-explored, most of them only exist as theories.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That's mental.
You're mental.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ad hominem attacks have no place in science.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I had an onion cake once
caramelised onions in something similar to a banana loaf. It was ok but I'd probably go for a savoury flavour if I was doing it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Yays. I shall have to compo my Meatenburg in all its meaty glory

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Did this one actually taste nice?
It looks like it might have done.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Yup.
But I'd never had beef and chicken in one food product before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm sure that's anti-semitic in some way ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# On Tuesday we made these:
beef pierogi and Sussex pond pudding. I liked the pudding, it has a whole lemon in the middle of it, skin and all, which turns to marmalade as a result of steaming.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# That pudding looks very interesting.
We made veggie pierogis years ago, they were really satisfying to make.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I spent about £30 of my hard earned cash on Mulled wine for everyone.
I was slightly disappointed that not one person said thanks until I found out the international way to say thanks is it leave empty mulled wine cups everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Mmmmm
mulled wine is great. They drink mulled cider over here too, which is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall have to pea-compo my ciggie batternberg now

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
super-perb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Looks like Battersea power station
or should that be Batternberg-sea power station (laughs too hard at his own joke).
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Don't worry
I laughed too
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I will kill again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Do it properly this time
I'm not cleaning up your mess again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# No-one appreciates my art.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# My colleague said he would eat them
until he discovered the contents!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Also....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)