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# ^
Fecking loaded with tartrazine and mushed up dead frogs.

Best you make your own from dried marrowfat peas.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# or alternatively, just have normal round peas without the mushing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# cos you can't dip your chips in them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Alternatively
You should carry with you, on a night out:

1. Some cooked garden peas (much nicer),
2. A masher
3. Lots of chopped mint
3. Make your own while waiting for your fish and chips
4. erm
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# you'll be wanting me to catch my own cod next
humph!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# You'd better be fucking quick,
there's only 3 or 4 of them left.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# 2
*munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# they glow in the dark for a reason
I just don't know what that reason is yet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Dried peas? Why not wet ones? You're going to mush them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)