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[challenge entry] I imagine it would taste the same.

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# DO NOT DISRESPECT THE PEAS OF MUSH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# they're 'orrible
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# there's no better green sludge to eat with fish n chips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# dis
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# That.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ^
Fecking loaded with tartrazine and mushed up dead frogs.

Best you make your own from dried marrowfat peas.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# or alternatively, just have normal round peas without the mushing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# cos you can't dip your chips in them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Alternatively
You should carry with you, on a night out:

1. Some cooked garden peas (much nicer),
2. A masher
3. Lots of chopped mint
3. Make your own while waiting for your fish and chips
4. erm
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# you'll be wanting me to catch my own cod next
humph!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# You'd better be fucking quick,
there's only 3 or 4 of them left.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# 2
*munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# they glow in the dark for a reason
I just don't know what that reason is yet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Dried peas? Why not wet ones? You're going to mush them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Give peas a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hear, hear!
: P
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hear, hear!
: P
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Oh FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# My missus has that on a t-shirt
but she doesn't even like peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Cou yunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ^this
so much this. Mushy peas are hideous.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I've just noticed...
Colored?
COLORED?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# bananas are actually grey in the wild
they paint them yellow in Ireland*



*The world's biggest exporter of bananas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# So where are the straight ones bent?
Erm, maybe I should rephrase that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It's merkin
And they can't spell.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Bachelors Mushy Peas are made and sold there!?
Well blimey O'Reilly that's a turnip for the books.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# some quality product photography here
www.thebritishshoppe.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Bachelors%20mushy%20pees%20large.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# See?
There's no "Color" on them.
Actually, that place imports their stuff from the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Batchelors Blurry Peas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I spell coloured as colored in code now, but I can't bring myself to write "labeled" instead of "labelled"
This gets important when coloring labelled graphs...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# when the fuck did Amazon start selling food???
www.amazon.com/Batchelors-Mushy-Peas-10-6-Ounce-Cans/dp/B001FA1L3O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha, what the Christ?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Customers also bought PG Tips and Fleetwood Mac
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Blimey
They are out of stock but I don't see...
"Buy used from $2.99".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Eh?
www.amazon.com/Sugar-Belgian-Chocolate-Caramel-Candy/dp/B0001CM1MM/ref=pd_sbs_gro_7
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# haha fuck!
the review makes me laugh - who the fuck would eat that!

edit: also - this wins the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Look at the customer images...and reviews!
www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_gf_7
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Yeah, the single L thing...
No matter how long I live here, words like "traveler" will never look 'right' to me. Like you though, because of code and markup, I got used to using "color" years ago, and now sometimes spell it that way without thinking when I'm writing emails or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)