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# I watched paranormal activity last night.
It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I've got that to watch, is it really bad?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# It starts, and nothing happens.
You get into the flow and still nothing happens. Just as you're going to give up, something happens, but not very much of it.
Then nothing happens. Then there's a good bit, about 15 seconds. Then nothing happens and it finishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Eh, it's not that bad; might even be scary if you watch it alone.
Think the Blair Witch Project, but indoors. And predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I watched it alone, and in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I'm so lonely...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I watched it in my flat on my own, late at night,
when the massive winds were going on, with all the lights off.

It scared me a few times, and noises in the flat scared me a few times. I don't really get the whole not being able to sleep for days afterwards though.

Also, Micah is a fucking dick. And Katie proper groats my sprockets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Seriously the only bit I found remotely scary was the dragged out of bed bit.
The rest was just noises and a swinging light fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9841679
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I watched in a crowded cinema, which was irritating
There was this little group of preteen girls behind us who had a Pavlovian "AAAAH I CAN'T DO THIS AAAH" response every time a nighttime bedroom scene started. Fuck. I can still hear them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Words Ttssattsr read:
Watched.

Little group.

Preteen girls.

DO THIS

Nighttime bedroom

Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Really?
I enjoyed it muchly and I'm not normally one for horror films at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# What horror was that exactly?
The sheet blowing about a bit? Or the photo in the attic? Or the "paranormal expert" guy who adds absolutely nothing to the plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Why are you in such a shitty mood Penfold?
Hating on Salami. And Pepperoni. And Ham. And now Paranormal Activity?

You sir are a pigeon chested neanderthal!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I wasn't hating on the ham, just saying that I'd rather have a proper filling if I'm paying a fiver for a sandwhich.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# You're just annoying me tonight.
I think I am gonna put you on temporary ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# No :(
Love you. Don't leave me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Redsushi has an erection, but it's secret. Shh don't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It's no secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Everyone can insult Sushi in replies to Mu's posts
FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# You're a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I am I actually annoying you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)