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# SANTA
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Haha
I wish it could be christmas every day
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
Now it's very nearly Xmas and we've done the best we could.
These toys soldiers are poorly painted
And they're made from inferior wood.
"I should give you all a beating,
But I really have to fly."



Courtesy of Futurama.
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i think both the elves and santa need to check their diets.
that's some very green wee wee.

also woo :)
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# too much venison
thanks :)
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# It's from all those Brussel Sprouts they are force-fed
:D
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hurry the fuck up you midgets
it's really rather late
I've got so frustrated
instead of this turkey I ate the plate
i told you what to do
and now it's mostly fucked
christmas is shitting ruined
unless my balls get sucked.
And time is running short now
shorter than even you
and I told you that cunting van
should be painted red not blue
there's really one solution
to getting red paint quick
i'll strip one of you naked
and impale you on my dick.

Ted Hughes
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# mother?!
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# You know what happens if you don't!
Santa got a killer deal on Gatorade.
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)