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[challenge entry] Love a bit of meat me.

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(I helped save b3ta! rgordon00, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Meat's the best

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# It's a Monday, so yes, yes it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# are you saying there are days when meat isn't best?
Monday - lamb
Tuesday - chicken
Wednesday - pork
Thursday - rodent (any kind)
Friday - primate (lower)
Saturday - primate (higher)
Sunday - BEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I always think of Saturday as being more of a feathered game day
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# To be fair, it's hard to get higher primate bushmeat these days
and feathered game is becoming a popular alternative.

Of course this Friday is gobblebird day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I am excited
Mrs C doesn't let me have turkey because she doesn't like it. I decided not to let her have a choice this year and I ordered a turkey and paid half upfront in November.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Good work!
Have some old turkey news as a prize. I have no idea what I was going on about in this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
"The Infected Cunt of common house sparrow" :D

I would like to see the rest of this article
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I'm not a fan of Turkey to be honest,
so this Friday will be milkmonster meat and baconmonster meat day! WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# We have uncured loin of baconmonster on Christmas eve
and cured leg of baconmonster on boxing day.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# yes we always have cured leg of baconmonster on boxing day
Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'm saying that I only tend to eat meats one day a week now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# what are you?
some sort of anaemic omnivore?

Get some meat down you. Or up you if you prefer.

*rummages for meat based pic*

A-ha, the very dab!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Not anaemic
My blood tests confirmed that, I'm just defattening and money saving
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I don't eat any meat at all.
But am still poor as fuck. Though not fat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yeah.
That's exactly what a fat cunt would say, you FAT CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Stop talking to yourself you Fat Vegetarian Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# This is why I still eat meat 1 day a week
Noone can call me vegetarian
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, but you're still pathetic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Eat Haslet!
That must be low in fat, and it's cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Spaghetti hoops are even cheaper
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Mmm mmm mmm!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hey Stan! IT'S CHRISTMAS!
www.fileden.com/files/2009/5/3/2428107/Free%20downloads/SANTACLAUSLEFTFORTHECITY.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# If I am ever able to grow such a magnificent facial piece
I shall do this as a party trick.

and for sexy tiems
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yes, it is rather sexy isn't it :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)