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# if this were true
i'd imagine a giant gold-shitting caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
#
gold battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# i'm not overly fond of battenburg
cheesecake, now that's a different matter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Proper cheesecake I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# of course
what do you take me for?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# In his notes it said many years before he'd had a previous psychotic episode
and had eaten a hot water bottle. It didn't really have any bearing but my ex couldn't help but ask about it. "Did you eat a whole hot water bottle?". "Well, not the stopper, obviously," he replied with some disdain.
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!
my ex brother-in-law was a night guard in a mental hospital. one of the residents would spend the entire night rolling a ball of socks up and down the corridor. when asked why, he replied "well, they're not going to roll themselves, are they?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# meh, eating rubber isn't too bad
it's when you start chomping down on fridges you have to worry
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Drrr drrr drr drrr drrrr drr
I'm a caterpillar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# do you shit gold or cheesecake?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# You know, I've never really checked.
I suppose some of it could be cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# but no gold?
i don't want your shitty secondhand cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# It's only shitty by accident :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# this just proves that you are not goatse
as the cheesecake would come out complete and boxed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)